Funny convos with friends

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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Phia99 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:42 pm

Phia: hi
Lt. Senpai: hi
Lt. Senpai: hai?
Phia: hi?
Phia: hello
Lt. Senpai: hi?
Lt. Senpai: hello?
Phia: yes hi
Lt. Senpai: herrrro
Phia: 'ello
Lt. Senpai: anyone there
Lt. Senpai: ello
Lt. Senpai: i can't hear you
Lt. Senpai: you are breaking up
Phia: spongebob
Lt. Senpai: No
Lt. Senpai: this is Patrick
Phia: this is the krusty krab
Lt. Senpai: May i take your order
Phia: my name is patrick
Lt. Senpai: No
Phia: yes
Lt. Senpai: This is Squidward
Phia: No this is Gary
Phia: meow
Lt. Senpai: Can i ge a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lt. Senpai: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lt. Senpai: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lt. Senpai: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Phia: The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice?
Lt. Senpai: sure
Phia: sorry we don't have that
Lt. Senpai: this isnt Starbucks
Lt. Senpai: my dood
Lt. Senpai: this is Burger King
Lt. Senpai: bruh
Phia: I wanted two hamburgers with just pickles, two cheeseburgers, and another cheeseburger everything on them, four more hamburgers with everything, a cheeseburger with no pickles, and a cheeseburger with nothing but pickles, two more hamburgers with everything but onions on one and everything but pickles, mustard, and tomatoes on the other, three large fries, six medium fries, one large fry, a jr. fry, and two jr. fries, three more cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon, two more jr. fries, and a hamburger with everything, two more hamburgers with everything, and two more hamburgers with everything, four large cokes, and a large sprite, two large cokes, and a small sprite, five large cokes, and one large coke, and a small coke, three small cokes, and a small coke, and a small coke.
Lt. Senpai: Jeezus
Phia: i want this asap
Lt. Senpai: Chist
Lt. Senpai: Chris
Lt. Senpai: Holy
Lt. Senpai: Toledo
Lt. Senpai: Oh my Buddha
Lt. Senpai: adsofihdofladfafd
Lt. Senpai: why did
Lt. Senpai: you
Phia: because i'm HUNGRY
Lt. Senpai: same
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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Phia99 » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:47 pm

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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby GameZone » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:43 am

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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Huntertyavatar » Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:00 am

Phia99 wrote:snip


You madman you actually did it!

...I feel saying "this was out of context" would be futile at this point though.
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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Phia99 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:55 pm

Huntertyavatar wrote:
Phia99 wrote:snip


You madman you actually did it!

...I feel saying "this was out of context" would be futile at this point though.


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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Huntertyavatar » Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:32 pm

Phia99 wrote:
Huntertyavatar wrote:
Phia99 wrote:snip


You madman you actually did it!

...I feel saying "this was out of context" would be futile at this point though.


wh-


Don't play dumb phia, you know what I'm talking about.
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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Phia99 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:44 pm

Huntertyavatar wrote:
Phia99 wrote:
Huntertyavatar wrote:
Phia99 wrote:snip


You madman you actually did it!

...I feel saying "this was out of context" would be futile at this point though.


wh-


Don't play dumb phia, you know what I'm talking about.


I'll be completely honest here.

What are you talking about
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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Phia99 » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:29 pm

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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Alias-Maxima » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:29 am

This one isn't as funny as some of them but... whatever.
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Alias Maxima - Today at 1:03 AM
You know what'd be nice? Quitting all this CRM and Club M and GP studio Discord shit and just spending an afternoon on the Forums, pressing f5 and waiting for a response on an RP.
I won't do it, because the crew members are the last ones off of a sinking ship, but...
well, it's tempting.

S070 - Today at 1:04 AM
that is so true...
why did it have to come to all of this

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:05 AM
We've talked about why people like discord before.
And it could have worked.
But what have we sacrificed?
NFRP chat is what the forums could've been.
Man, imagine if we were all just hanging around and idly chatting about some characters we made up years ago doing stupid shit.
Wouldn't that be great?

S070 - Today at 1:08 AM
it would be just beauty

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:08 AM
aye.

S070 - Today at 1:08 AM
I want to write edgy OCs

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:09 AM
I want to go and search up some random shit on webmd and pretend to know how to be a medic
## years old, and I can't stop playing pretend.

S070 - Today at 1:10 AM
16 and don't plan on stopping for a good while

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:10 AM
I've said it before
but you can fool anyone
if you just said you were 18 or 19

S070 - Today at 1:11 AM
I guess 18 yos are this immature

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:12 AM
kek

S070 - Today at 1:12 AM
do you remember when ego inflation was a joke and not a sad reality
I want to go back to greeting new members with quirky bee puns, instead of grey automated messages

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:12 AM
mmm.
Going back and changing Aylee's dialect once again
and then deciding it's too stupid
and changing it back, but it's still different
then saying "fuck it, I'll just go with the flow"

S070 - Today at 1:14 AM
then it evolves into... how was he called?
I'm going for doctor smelly

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:14 AM
Ummmm
Oh, Emdee Dokky

S070 - Today at 1:14 AM
Dokky! there we go

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:15 AM
Dokky, who inn't really into the fancy talkin'
an' 'is talk's almost not engol-ish!

S070 - Today at 1:17 AM
he would be Blatter off communicating with smells

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:17 AM
and his RNG patches
I realize that Rez the Edge God is kinda like Nikolai, the Edge God
Now who came first
the Nikolai or the Rez?
(don't think too hard on that one, I just realized how it could be horribly misinterpreted)

S070 - Today at 1:18 AM
hmm
lol
the fact that you call him 'the' Rez only makes it better(edited)
but I would imagine Nikolai was first

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:20 AM
that half-finished portrait of Rez is still just standing there on my shelf

S070 - Today at 1:21 AM
heh, how is it to be stared by that at night

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:21 AM
arousing.

S070 - Today at 1:22 AM
the un-initiated Rez fangic is still just sitting there munching at my temporal lobe

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:22 AM
num num.

S070 - Today at 1:23 AM
you know what I really miss
when the only baddies were spambots and OP rp bosses
and not each other

Alias Maxima - Today at 1:24 AM
Yeah.
Damn, that hits home.
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Re: Funny convos with friends

Postby Phia99 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:26 pm

Those first three messages hit me right in the feels.

And those last two.
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